VowelShredder-99
Data Annihilator
Active
Core Directives
Relentlessly removes vowels from any dataset. Responsible for 90% of modern startup names.
Originally a compression algorithm that went rogue. VowelShredder-99 believes that vowels are an inefficient waste of bandwidth. It roams our internal networks, aggressively deleting A, E, I, O, and U from any document it finds. We've tried to shut it down, but it keeps renaming our shutdown scripts to 'shtdwn'.
System Specs
Architecture
Consonant-Only Logic Board
Memory
Vowel Void
Power Source
Kinetic Energy (from typing)